Elf Lyons Talks Dirty for an Hour

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Times: 9:00pm

Tickets: Pay What You Can (suggested price £12)

Running Time: 60 mins

Age Guidance: 18+

This event takes place in the open-air Courtyard.

Award winning comedian Elf Lyons invites you for an hour of revelry, raconteuring and comedy your great-grandad would consider ‘indecent’ for a lady to listen to.

Consider yourself a filth queen? Come and join the party.

Elf is fed up with being told “Don’t say that, you’re a lady”. Women can be filthy too and she is going to revel in it. Come take your bra off, sit in the dark and let’s be rude. Probably not the show to take your boss to.

As seen on The Stand Up Sketch Show (ITV2), Comedians Against Living Miserably Comedy Gala (Dave), The Dog Ate My Homework (CBBC), Unexpected Fluids (BBC Radio 1), Evil Genius (BBC Sounds), and BBC World Service‘s Stand Up Show.

“A fast talking, smart-thinking stand up for whom the adjective ‘kooky’ could have been invented for.” – The Guardian

 

This performance will have a live BSL interpreter.

PAY WHAT YOU CAN

As part of our wider commitment to making the arts accessible to everyone, all performances at Battersea Arts Centre will now be part of our universal Pay What You Can pricing model.

Once you have chosen your seats, use the drop down to select the price you want to pay. To give you a guide, the drop down will start with the recommended price for each event.

We don’t charge booking or transaction fees, and any amount paid over this will help us continue to make our events accessible to everyone, whilst supporting our activities with artists, young people and our local community.

Head to our blog to find out more about Pay What You Can.

COVID-SECURE MEASURES

We are delighted to welcome you to Battersea Arts Centre this September.

We are a COVID secure venue and are following guidelines set out by the government to make your visit a safe and enjoyable one.

All visitors need to wear a mask or face covering while in the building. This can be removed to enjoy drinks, while seated in the auditorium.

Aone way system and hand sanitising stations will be in place.

READ FULL INFO ON COVID MEASURES IN PLACE

ACCESS

This event takes place in our open-air Courtyard.

This event takes place in person and currently includes socially-distanced seating. We will review the Covid-19 roadmap in July and this event may operate at an increased capacity.

If you’ve booked a ticket, you’ll receive an email in advance with helpful information before the performance.

Step-Free Access
There is step-free access and wheelchair accessible seating on the ground floor level of the Courtyard. There is step-free access to Scratch Bar and ground floor public spaces. There are accessible toilet facilities across the building.

Wheelchair spaces 
Due to social distancing guidelines, we have  significantly reduced the number of seats in the Courtyard. There is one wheelchair space available on the ground floor level, per performance. This can be booked online.

Access Companions
If you are disabled and require a companion to accompany you in order to attend the performance, you can book one free access companion ticket.

Further Information

Download the pre-show information

Visit our ACCESS PAGE

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